Someone Was Looking For A Nice Home In The Suburbs And Found This House With A Fully Furnished Sex Dungeon

Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele get ready to move to the suburbs because Redfin has found the listing for you – and the best part is the sex swing is already provided. Nestled away in the sleepy suburbs of Maple Glen, a suburb of Philadelphia is a 5,000-square-foot Colonial, fully furnished property that on the inside is anything but traditional. Sure it has all the basic amenities and furnishings, but take a look downstairs and you will find out why the listing agent of the home, Melissa Leonard, calls it “50 Shades of Maple Glen.”

This grand, colonial home in the suburbs has gone viral for its ‘unique’ interior

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Someone was looking on Redfin for a new home in the suburbs and stumbled upon this stunning listing. At first, it seemed like the ideal place.

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The house sits on a spacious field of green, with an outside deck perfect for kids and dogs to go running around in

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Yes those are real granite countertops, perfect for Thanksgiving when you have to lay out all that food

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Is that a bearskin rug on the ground? During the winter months, that fireplace would be ideal

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For people who want to work on their fitness in the comfort of their own home, there is a nice home gym

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Hold up…what is that? looks like there is a fifth ‘bedroom’ down there in the basement

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Complete with a sex swing and animal skin rug underneath it for a warm touch

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Not sure what that does, but it looks intense

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A what looks to be a king-sized bed jazzed up with chains and handcuffs for those special nights

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“A private adult sexual oasis,” according to the listing, but don’t worry, “It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement.”

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Naturally, people started digging around on the internet for more photos of the place

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‘Sexy mood lighting’ to give the basement the right atmosphere

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Woa that wooden X in the corner looks like it might tip over if you get too crazy

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They even provide you with you with an array of sex toys on the wall talk about fully furnished indeed

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A wooden doll posed in the right position in case you weren’t sure how to use this one

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The original listing decription:

“50 shades of Maple Glen”. One of a kind surburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen. Property includes 3 fireplaces, indoor/outdoor speaker system, 2 new heaters and water heater (2014), 2 new sump pumps, Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, and large granite island, and granite countertops. Hardwood floors throughout both floors. Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck and private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo. Dining room w/ custom wainscoting, Living room/billiard room includes pool table. Family room w/ brick fireplace and beautiful wall of windows. 1 st floor study. 2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower and soaking tub. There is a step-down office w/ window seats w/ storage and 2 walk-in closets. 3 additional large spacious bedrooms and an additional bathroom complete the 2 nd floor. 3 rd level offers a huge walk-up attic. Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. … Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, and minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.Home currently is being offered as an Air B&B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays and $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment.”

As you can imagine due to the viral buzz and even some outrage from the neighbors the owners changed the Redfin listing to omit the sex dungeon details.

People on the internet loved the house and found the whole story very entertaining

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